if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

clare-the-rare is this where you learned it

(Source: urbancatfitters, via h-banane)

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via calebino)



oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

(via parkingstrange)


the ideal date is coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over

(via obamafart)


oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

(Source: j6, via sniffing)